Extraordinary (Possibly Disgusting) Occurrences

Here is a brief list of weird occurrences that I have compiled. All gym related. It’s really a work in progress. The list grows daily.
*Child eats its own feces in the babysitting room
*Ecoli strikes. Pool closed.
*Power Outage strikes the whole northeast and the members refuse to leave the gym that is located in a basement without natural light.
*Unidentified Man smears his own feces all over the walls of men’s locker room and leaves some samples in the steam room as well, for extra fun.
*A gentleman strolls to the front desk to borrow the computer to check email in his robe and slippers. He stays a while.